That’s exactly how I felt this morning when I woke up: all nerves and excitement.
For the past year or so, I’ve been toying with the idea of getting a triangle piercing (What is a triangle?). After doing a lot of research and getting scared because almost every experience I read about said it was incredibly painful and one girl who told me she had to get it done TWICE and it still migrated, I decided to give it a shot. It seemed like the majority of people who had theirs done fell in love with it regardless of the initial pain of the needle.
As a last minute addition, I also decided I wanted to get my labia pierced. Daddy and I really love the look of them and my room-mate got hers done so I plied her with a million questions about the pain level and healing (“Yes, they really fucking hurt. Good luck.”) I originally wanted to do 3 on each side of the outer labia, 6 total, but chickened out and decided 1 on each side, 2 total, would be more than enough. I also toyed with the idea of doing the triangle first and labia after, but the idea of having that much healing time (and no sex) was extra unappealing. Might as well get it done all at once!
For my piercings, I went to the only man I trust: Moose B.Almighty at Time Bomb Tattoo. Moose has a ridiculous amount of experience with genital piercings and is super professional in his work. He checked my anatomy a few months prior to make sure I was a candidate. After a quick inspection and a tiny anatomy lesson to all my friends who happened to be there as well, Moose declared that my anatomy would work just fine with a triangle.
The worst part is the waiting and measuring- my overactive imagination went crazy. I imagined me crying, kicking and screaming and demanding no more. I imagined leaving with uneven piercings or injuries. I was worried that I would be so scared I would pee on the table and Moose. Moose, being the awesome perfectionist he is, spent the majority of time talking to me about what was about to happen while he prepped me for piercings: he applied tons of various cleaners with q-tips, measured and marked me with one of those pens used for surgeries. He showed me with a mirror to see if I was happy with the placement and proceeded to pierce.
We did the triangle first since it requires the most concentration and having other rings in the way would make it so much tougher. Moose used a clamp to ensure everything was in the right place and pierced me with a 14 gauge needle. The needle itself wasn't bad at all; the pain came from using a stretcher tool to bring the hole up to a 12 gauge for the ring. The pain wasn't unbearable, just surprising, intense for a few seconds and a bit disconcerting to feel something stretching underneath your skin. The triangle was quick, less than 2 minutes total to do. Moose used a curved barbell and carefully tucked the ends of the ring into my labia folds to prevent them from getting snagged on anything. The labia were done in the same manner, using 12-gauge needles and 10-gauge jewelry. The jewelry used was a ring with a capture bead.
So now I’m all shiny and the labia rings clink lightly when they rub against one another. Everything feels pretty solid at the moment. I am walking a little strangely at the moment, but I think that’s just a mental thing. No bleeding, no funny business, no one got peed on! Success!
The piercings feel amazing and I wish I could have sex at the moment, but Daddy says I can’t for sanitary reasons. Daddy also said that everything only feels erotic at the moment, but once I start healing, it’ll be another story. I’ll be sure to update.
Moose said the piercings went really smoothly, textbook even. Of course it would, I’m a good robot- I’m technically sound :D
Here’s a picture of the piercings (photo editing done by Hamsandwich). I have to spread the lips a bit so you can see the triangle- it’s pretty hidden normally.